The Immortal's Guide to Wine

Five
Centuries of
Knowledge

A free wine education series from the Count of Vampire Vineyards. No pretension. No jargon. Just the honest truth about what makes wine worth drinking.

01

Start Here.
(Or Don't. That's Kind of the Point.)

02

COMING SOON - The Secret the Wine World Doesn't Want You to Know

03

COMING SOON - The One Thing That Makes a Wine Great (And It's Not the Price)

04

COMING SOON - The Part of Wine Nobody Talks About — And Why It Changes Everything

05

COMING SOON - The Oldest Trick in the Wine Industry — And How to Beat It

06

COMING SOON - Why Your Glass Is Either Working For You or Against You

07

COMING SOON SOON - The Delicious Truth at the Bottom of Every Bottle

08

COMING SOON SOON - From Vine to Glass — What Actually Happens in Between

09

COMING SOON - Red, White, Rosé — The Real Difference (It's Not What You Think)

10

COMING SOON- How to Taste Wine Like You've Been Doing It for Centuries

11

COMING SOON - The Wine List Has Never Been as Intimidating as It Looks

12

COMING SOON - How to Walk Out of a Wine Shop With the Right Bottle Every Time

13

COMING SOON - The Food and Wine Pairing Rules Worth Keeping (There Are Only Two)

14

COMING SOON - Old World, New World — Which One Makes Better Wine?

15

COMING SOON - Meet the Grapes — The Four Varieties Worth Knowing by Name

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COMING SOON - The Only Wine Opinion That Matters Is Yours — Here's How to Find It

17

COMING SOON - Five Hundred Years of Knowledge. One Glass. Your Move.

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COMING SOON - The Drink Spain Has Been Getting Right for Centuries — Meet Fangria

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COMING SOON - Italy's Permission Slip to Celebrate Anything — Including Nothing at All

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COMING SOON - What Happens When a Winemaker Ignores All the Rules — Dracula's Red Blend

Your Host -

The Count of Vampire Vineyards

At some point, someone may have convinced you that wine was complicated. That it required the right vocabulary, the right knowledge, the right reverence. They were wrong. And I have had five hundred years to be certain of it.Vampire Vineyards has been making gold medal-winning wine since 1988 — not because we followed the rules, but because we ignored the ones that didn't matter and obsessed over the ones that did. The fruit. The winemaking. The experience in the glass.This series exists to share everything we have learned. No pretension. No forest floors. Just wine, explained honestly, by someone who has had rather a lot of time to figure it out.

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No pretension, no jargon, just the truth about what makes wine worth drinking.