The Immortal's Guide to Wine

06. 
The Oldest Trick in the Book — And How to Beat It

And Why Cold Wine Is Not Always Better Wine

AThere is a trick that some people have been quietly using for decades, and it is so simple and so effective that most people never notice it happening. The trick is temperature. Specifically, the trick of serving wine very, very cold.

Cold enough that whatever the wine might have smelled like at a reasonable temperature is completely suppressed. Cold enough that the potential flaws of a mass-produced, indifferently made bottle are masked by the simple fact that cold air carries fewer volatile compounds than warm air, and therefore smells like less of whatever it actually is.

Think about a flower. A rose, say, or a lily — something with a genuinely powerful fragrance at room temperature. Now imagine that same flower placed in a freezer for several hours and then brought out. Hold it up to your nose. You smell essentially nothing. The scent is still there, locked inside the petals, waiting for the right temperature to release it. But at freezing, it goes nowhere. Wine works on exactly the same principle.

This is why most cheap commercial wines arrive at the table in restaurants at temperatures approaching something you might use to preserve seafood. The cold doesn't make the wine taste better. It makes the wine taste like less. And when something tastes like less, it is harder to notice what's wrong with it.

Now — and this needs to be said — there is no single correct temperature for wine, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you a wine thermometer. Personal preference matters enormously. But the general guidance: white wines are usually served too cold, and reds in very warm climates are sometimes served too warm. Around 65 to 68 degrees Fahrenheit tends to work well for most reds. Whites benefit from being cooler than room temperature but warmer than the back of the refrigerator.

The best analogy involves chocolate cake. A cake just out of the oven is too hot — the flavors are there but the texture is wrong. Frozen solid and taken directly from the freezer, it tastes of almost nothing. But that same cake, allowed to come to room temperature, allowed to settle into itself over a few hours? That is the version worth eating.

Wine is the same. Temperature is not about following rules. It is about giving the wine the conditions it needs to be what it actually is. Try it as an experiment: pour a glass of something you usually drink cold and let it sit for twenty minutes before tasting. Then smell it. You may be surprised by what was there all along.

Cheers!— The Count

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