The Immortal's Guide to Wine

I have sat at tables in Florence, Vienna, and Bordeaux, listening to men in stiff collars insist that white wine must never touch beef. I have watched them squirm as I ordered otherwise and enjoyed myself considerably more than they did.

Five hundred years of dinners has taught me that pairing wine with food is not the science
it's dressed up to be. It comes down to two rules — acid cuts fat, and weight should match weight. Everything past that is a chart written by someone who has never actually eaten dinner.

There are books — many books — about pairing wine with food. I have read most of them. Two rules survived the centuries. The rest is preference.

Food and wine pairing has been made to seem like an elaborate science requiring either extensive training or constant reference to a chart. It is neither. Most pairing works intuitively once you understand why it works — and the why comes down to two fairly simple ideas.

RULE ONE: ACID CUTS FAT

Rich, fatty, heavy food benefits from wine with good acidity. The acid acts as a palate cleanser, cutting through the richness and making both the food and the wine taste more interesting than either would alone. This is why a sharp, bright white wine works so well with butter-rich fish, or why a high-acid red is better with a fatty cut of beef than a soft, round one. The acid is doing the work.

This is also why lemon juice on fish works. Same principle. Acid and fat are a useful combination at the table.

RULE TWO: MATCH THE WEIGHT

Light food goes with light wine. Heavy food goes with big wine. A delicate piece of sole in a light broth is overwhelmed by a tannic, full-bodied Cabernet. A rich, slow-braised short rib is wasted next to a thin, sharp white that gets lost entirely. When the weights match, neither the food nor the wine dominates.

Weight is a matter of texture and intensity. You can usually feel it when you imagine the food on a scale — is it light, medium, or hearty? Do the same with the wine. Align them, and the pairing tends to take care of itself.

RULE THREE: FORGET THE OTHER TWO

If you are not a rules sort of person, none of the above is binding. Pour what you want with what you're eating and see what happens. Some of the best pairings anyone has ever stumbled into came from ignoring acid, ignoring weight, and just going with what sounded good at the moment. Instinct has a way of getting there on its own, rules or no rules.

EVERYTHING ELSE

Red with beef, white with fish, rosé in summer — these are suggestions, not laws. If you want Pinot Noir with salmon, drink Pinot Noir with salmon. If you want a rich white Burgundy with your steak, pour the white Burgundy. The best pairing is usually whatever you actually want to drink tonight, made with food you actually want to eat.

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